well shit

liftedandgiftedd:

i don’t talk about my problems i just reblog relevant text posts

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bowieisboobootthefool:

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mens-rights-activia:

hyrude:

accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses

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foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

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mangozetango:

wufflesvetinari:

sherlocke:

I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon

I needed to hear this

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admfirmuspiett:

someone: what are you planning to do after college?

me:

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toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

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son-of-wario:

pucukaklovasistvanemlekezeteblog:

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